Owen jokes

Here is a sampling of the dozens of jokes and riddles Owen invents throughout the day (you'll have to imagine him laughing at the end of each one):

Q: Why does the chicken eat bread?
A: Because she usually eats corn.

Q: Why does dressing only go on salad?
A: It doesn't go on meat because it sucks up the dressing.

Q: Why does a chair only sit on the ground?
A: Because it gets dirty outside.

Joke: fly, spider, mosquito, insect, guinea pig.

I tried to get him to tell me some more but he said no more jokes tonight. Because you know, he has to save his energy for some more good jokes tomorrow.